Spider-Hag Character Profile #1:

Spider-Hag

(a.k.a. Gray Barfer)

Bitten by a radioactive spider while out buying a skullcap for her nephew Tweeter. The bite enabled her to crawl walls and enhanced her strength to the level of a normal human. Swings from fish net.

Age: 79 (again this year)

Love interest: police detective Sick Tracy

Favorite band: Bon Jovi

Favorite pastime: Crashing campaign rallies where they have free beer

Motivation: Well, fighting crime beats watching daytime TV!